{"product_id":"improbable-drinking-vessel","title":"Impolite Drinking Vessel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese fine bone china vessels were produced exclusively for the Slowly Downward Manufactory. Suitable for the containment of a wide selection of contents (from the obvious tea and coffee through to wine, cider, gin, tequila - they can also be used to house pencils, nails, or ash from the burned remains of old love-letters), these receptacles are decorated with words and flowers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAbsolutely fine when washed by hand or machine, they also shatter beautifully when hurled violently against brick walls whilst one is overcome by uncontrollable anger. Boasting both a handle for ease of holding and an integral base to prevent your contents of choice from falling out, these ‘mugs’ continue a long tradition of clay-based containers that goes back to the Beaker Folk, an immigrant culture who became evident in western Europe between the Neolithic and Bronze Ages.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Slowlydownward Manufactory","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57234723144004,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0827\/9932\/9604\/files\/SD-4394_f366d8c0-e240-493d-937b-bc26d0763378.jpg?v=1789118666","url":"https:\/\/slowlydownward.co.uk\/products\/improbable-drinking-vessel","provider":"Slowlydownward Manufactory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}