{"product_id":"impolite-drinking-vessel","title":"Impolite Drinking Vessel","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe ideal gift for absolutely anyone, these superb vessels come with an attached handle for holding and an integral base to prevent hot liquids falling straight out onto your lap.  Because they are slightly smaller than the vessels we have offered in previous years, they will make you hands seem bigger, as will your kitchen and by implication your entire house.  And thus the whole country, indicating that there is more room in it than suggested by various politicians.  The vessel is perfectly safe to put in a dishwasher or a microwave oven.  In fact, once you've bought one you can do whatever you like with it.  Perfect for liquids, solids and the heavier gases.  Also it says 'FUCK IT' on the outside. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeight 82mm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepth 73mm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCapacity 275ml\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Slowlydownward Manufactory","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57053597991236,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/slowlydownward.co.uk\/products\/impolite-drinking-vessel","provider":"Slowlydownward Manufactory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}