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Another year drifts towards a dishonourable close, trailing behind it the usual tawdry litter, scented with the familiar aroma of futility - but wait! What is this? The Parlour Perilous! An entrancing capsule of wonder that will surely lift your spirits from the stagnant ditches of despair, enchanting the eyes and gently, so gently, lightening the load of your wallet. Just like Christmas! 'Tis the season to be merry, with a yo ho ho and a bottle of something or other. Or two. Excited? Let's see what the Parlour can show you this time...
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Well, this is exactly the sort of thing you might be expecting, isn't it? A huge pointy-toothed bear made out of 'diamond dust' and an enormous weeping minotaur printed with enamel. It's as if I just activated the new Slowly Downward Artificially Intelligent Learning Machine Of Doom, which then auto-generated exactly the sort of thing you might be expecting. But I didn't, because we haven't got one.
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Anyway, we have these four prints in the Parlour Perilous as well as ten others, all of which you can view and read more about simply by depressing the button below that says CONTAINS MILD PERIL. I'm not sure how many of each print there are, but you can find that out too, as well as how big these prints are and exactly what sort of damage they might do to your financial situation. Remember, other retail possibilities exist, both online and in actual shops. You can donate to charity, or just give money away to random strangers; really, you could do anything with it. Burn it to keep warm, perhaps, or stuff it under doors to keep out draughts. But if you really do like mild peril, then you're in the right place.
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