Due to repeated escalator malfunction the upper and lower floors in the Zmas Department Store have been closed. We can now only offer ‘The Lamentations of the Minotaur’.
Our Escalator Function Enhancement Operatives are on strike until Zmas, at least, and probably for longer. We fully support their strike action as they have a very difficult job with the moving staircases. We will doubtless reach an amicable agreement in the New Year.
Have yourselves a cool and froody Zmas.
Oh and by the way:
Last orders Friday 13th December.
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