Finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning? Feeling sluggish and irritable all day? Frequently overcome by sudden, irrational bouts of melancholia? Worried that your leaders might actually be certifiable psychopaths? Well, it's time to put your worries behind you, to lighten up and to embrace the simple things in life. Like, for example, art, or literature, or perhaps online shopping.
You'll find that you'll soon feel much better. Or perhaps not. 
Anyway, it's nearly Zmas again so obviously there'll be a ton of people trying to sell you stuff. I'm just one of them. So if you like you can have a look in the Zmas Boutique and if you like you can buy something and if you like you can just press delete and there'll be slightly less noise in your mind.